农村人眼中城市人的N种怪事
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">农村人眼中城市人的</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">N</font></span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">种怪事</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #7d7d7d; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">文章提交者：纸刀</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #7d7d7d"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: #7d7d7d; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">加帖在</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; 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COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、出门“打的”，乘电梯上七楼的健身房，然后在跑步机上挥汗如雨。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、半夜上网，去歌厅、舞厅，困了不睡觉，之后失眠，再吃安眠药。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、管儿子叫“小兔崽子”，管</span><u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">宠物</span></u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">狗叫儿子。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">4</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、挑最有特色的饭店吃饭，吃最可口的美食，在酒桌上大谈</span><u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">肥胖</span></u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">之害。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、把路边上植树的地方用来盖楼，在家里栽盆景。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">6</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、乡下的爹娘哪不舒服不知道，家里的小狗打了个喷嚏赶紧去宠物医院。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">7</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、漂亮的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">MM</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">们，鞋上有一个小泥点子，一定要用高级餐巾纸小心地揩掉；口红淡了一定要补妆，很淑女；可是路边烧烤摊上从俺农村老家贩来的死鸡崽子，都卖给了她们。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">8</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、</span><u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">手机</span></u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">里存了二三百个</span><u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">电话</span></u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">号码，没有一个是邻居的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">9</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、眉毛是描的，双眼皮是割的，鼻梁是垫的，嘴唇是文的，又把胸脯用塑料填丰满。别人告诉我：“她是你老婆。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、酒局多时做无可奈何状，吃完“酒神”“力克”等解酒药，慷慨赴宴如赴死。没酒喝时打电话：“哎，哥们儿，过来啊，整点儿，我请客……”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">11</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、饭店越来越多，厕所越来越少。厕所的标志是“此地禁止便溺”。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">12</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、某些学生穿得越来越</span><u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">时尚</span></u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">，说话越来越下流。上学像放学，放学像上学。上学时猛谈恋爱，工作了找不到对象。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">13</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、爱情在自己的电脑里，老婆在别人的电脑里。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">14</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、家里安了防盗门、防盗窗，却总是丢钥匙，然后请开锁</span><u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">高手</span></u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">撬自己家里的门。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">15</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、单位同事说的话，就想：这小子是不是忽悠我？庙里和尚说句话，就“大师啊！”赶紧磕头。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">16</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、追求越来越高：谋高级职位、穿高级服装、住高级住宅、坐高级轿车、吃高级饭店，患高血脂、高血压。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">17</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、用火腿肠喂狗，吃乡下喂鸡的野菜。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">18</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、回家穿</span><u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">睡衣</span></u><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">睡觉，到影楼拍裸体婚纱照。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">19</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、满架子高档书，一酒桌“黄段子”。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">20</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、过年大把大把地发短信，又收到大堆的短信，但有很多不知是谁发的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">21</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、家里卫生间的角落干干净净，上街专门到角落里“方便”。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">22</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、楼上往下扔垃圾，方便袋飞过窗前，大骂：“呸，什么素质！”一口痰亦飞出窗外。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">23</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、晚上在家里熬夜加班，白天在办公室往电脑里敲东西闲扯蛋。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">来源</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">: </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">成都晚报</span></p> 应该是"令农村人可(嘲)笑的城里人",的确有不少这样的城市人哈 总结的有道理,蛮实在的方方面面哦 君不闻这才叫"时尚"吗? 是有许多感触!
君不闻这才叫"时尚"吗?
社会在发展的同时，也存在着不可避免的弊病,时尚的由来,也在于"打的"赶时间,"喝酒"应酬,……只能在跑步机上挥汗如雨的日子也许并不是所有人所愿意的，只存在于不得不……
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