一对先天性残疾的盲夫、哑妻绻缩在被窝里的手语对话
(命运多舛，山重水复；矻矻终日，前程茫茫......现以如下“对话”与疑无路者共勉！)
http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/0.gif“妻，你沉默是金！”
http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/1.gif“夫，你不见不烦！”
http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/0.gif“妻，你不会祸从口出！”
http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/1.gif“夫，你不愁失去光明！”
http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/0.gif“妻，比干因口谏而死！”
http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/1.gif“夫，太监因眼馋去根！”
http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/0.gif“我的妻啊，你原来天生不丢命！”
http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/1.gif“我的夫啊，你在娘胎里就保根！”
http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/0.gif“这是天意，是前世修来的缘份！”http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/1.gif
http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/0.gif“咱俩要感天谢地，白头偕老！” http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/1.gif
至此。
俩人话毕，http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/5.gif吹灯相拥，梦入天明！
——足者，乐也！http://www.iwangshi.com/bbs/images/post/emotion/1.gif
（上述内容乃本人杜撰，纯属打趣而已，目的是想尽点鸡肋之责。汪朝领）
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